Lady In Red

I was at work one day when my girlfriends 4 year old son said to me "Stephanie, you have paint on your face, " referring to my bright red lipstick. I replied, "Oh no, that's just lipstick. " His eyes widened and he whispered back at me, " They make lips in that color?"

Stephanie,
California

Laugh Lines

When my son was 3 years old, he asked his Grandma, "Grandma, are you old?" She said, "Well, not that old..." He sat there for a moment looking perplexed and then pointed to her wrinkles and said, " Well, then why do you have all those stripes on your face?"

Lisa,
California