Upon hearing my mom had passed away, I had a lady look in my face and say "Well that's kinda sad, isn't it?"
Yeah lady, "kinda sad" is JUST what I was thinking!
GRRRRRRRRR....
Amesia, California
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
No Soup For You...
So get this...
I get out of the shower and am drying off. My boyfriend comes in the bathroom and strikes up a conversation. Okay...whatever. So much for my private time. AND THEN, in the middle of our conversation, he stops and looks at me (REMEMBER I'M BUCK NAKED) and asks, "Is cellulite permanent?" The look of shock on my face must have warned him of the major thunderstorm of profanity that was about to spew out of my mouth as he then started stammering realizing his complete INANE choice of comments at that moment. I told him to "Get out of here RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to which he turned and ran with his tail between his legs. No soup for him that night or many nights after.
I now lock the door when I'm showering...and revel in all my lumpy bumpy solitude.
I get out of the shower and am drying off. My boyfriend comes in the bathroom and strikes up a conversation. Okay...whatever. So much for my private time. AND THEN, in the middle of our conversation, he stops and looks at me (REMEMBER I'M BUCK NAKED) and asks, "Is cellulite permanent?" The look of shock on my face must have warned him of the major thunderstorm of profanity that was about to spew out of my mouth as he then started stammering realizing his complete INANE choice of comments at that moment. I told him to "Get out of here RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to which he turned and ran with his tail between his legs. No soup for him that night or many nights after.
I now lock the door when I'm showering...and revel in all my lumpy bumpy solitude.
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